Captain America’s SHIELD License
Captain America: Agent Hill. This is Steve Rogers, Captain America. Do you have access to my S.H.I.E.L.D. file? Agent Hill:…
Spider-Man Has No License
Spider-Man: Note to self: learn how to fly this quinjet. Spider-Woman: It’s not that much harder than flying a helicopter.…
Spider-Man’s Unused Science Brain
Spider-Man: Oh boy–If the entire team of Alpha Flight got their Canadian bacon handed to them…I’m worried that this is…
What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable
Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right…
Spider-Woman’s Second Power
Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried…
Luke Cage’s Simple Philosophy
Luke Cage: I hold to a simple philosophy: Just assume everyone’s a piece of crap and then be pleasantly surprised…
Spider-Man Plays The Name Game
Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited…