Spider-Man Plays The Name Game
Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited…
Hand Ninjas Smell Like What
Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of…
Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear
From – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5
Spider-Man Should Copyright His Name
Spider-Woman: All right. Looks like I’m a super hero again. Iron Man: Well, Agent Drew… In the most P.C., non-threatening,…
What Spider Bit Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Anyone want to carry me? Luke Cage: Don’t you have the proportionate strength of a spider? Spider-Man: Who hasn’t…
What Movies Spider-Man Doesn’t Like
Spider-Man: No! Mary Jane: Peter Parker! Spider-Man: MJ, No! I’m putting my foot down, woman! That is it! No! And…
Spider-Man Describes Sauron’s Powers
Luke Cage: Ok. Then. Who the hell is Karl Lykos. Spider-Man: He’s a mutant. I’ve had the honor of being…
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From – Avengers VS X-Men #11