Bruce Wayne: If Damian’s next surprise is anywhere near as personal as the first, I might want to be alone. Wouldn’t want you to see the dark harbinger of justice burst into tears.
Alfred Pennyworth: For the record, I have seen you cry many times: Over your lost binky, the ant farm you dropped in the fourth grade, and, I believe, the end of “The Natural” and the “Magnificent Seven” when–
Bruce Wayne: Charles Bronson saved those kids. Mention that again and you’re fired.
From – Batman and Robin Vol.2 Annual #1