Spider-Man’s Unused Science Brain
Spider-Man: Oh boy–If the entire team of Alpha Flight got their Canadian bacon handed to them…I’m worried that this is…
What Makes Spider-Man Uncomfortable
Spider-Man: Well, I’d like to thank our new mystery ninja Avenger. Whoever you are, for bringing us these guys right…
Spider-Woman’s Second Power
Wolverine: All right, spill it. Spider-Woman: What? Wolverine: What’d you do to him? Spider-Woman: Just talked to him. Just tried…
Luke Cage’s Simple Philosophy
Luke Cage: I hold to a simple philosophy: Just assume everyone’s a piece of crap and then be pleasantly surprised…
Spider-Man Plays The Name Game
Spider-Man: Hi–I’m the Amazing Spider-Man, and you are? Hello? Luke Cage: Come on, who are you? Ronin: Captain America invited…
Hand Ninjas Smell Like What
Spider-Man: Boy, I don’t know what you Hand ninjas use in your laundry…But you guys smell like a garden of…
Why Spider-Man Doesn’t Wear Underwear
From – New Avengers Vol. 1 #5